corilannam: (Merlin - oh noes!)
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Title: Looking Glass (Darkly)
Author: Cori Lannam ([livejournal.com profile] corilannam)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin, Merlin/Elyan, Merlin/Percival, Merlin/Gwaine, Merlin/Gwen (implied)
Wordcount: 2,322

Summary:Merlin's evil, lecherous doppelganger appears in Camelot and leaves a trail of broken knights behind him (A Comedy)

Notes: This is the longer version of my entry for [livejournal.com profile] merlin_games (GO TEAM CANON!) I cut it down to fit in the short fic category for reasons that turned out to be irrelevant. Contains dub-con elements played for comedic effect. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] chelseafrew for the proofreading (and sorry about the giant cock thing).



Merlin staggered and shook his head to clear the blurriness from his eyes in the aftermath of the spell. Damnation, that hadn't gone at all how he had planned. He hated screwing up in front of Arthur; it made him look weak.

"That was only step one," he declared with a grand sweep of his arms. Pageantry covered many faults. "Now I shall perform the real spell."

"Merlin!"

The utter shock in Arthur's voice behind him stopped Merlin cold. Arthur never showed surprise, not even when Merlin had dumped the smoking corpse of the Great Dragon at his feet as a wedding present.

But when Merlin's eyes focused on Arthur's face, it wasn't the blue eyes bugging out or the mouth gaping open that surprised him in return. "What happened to your face?" he blurted.

That made Arthur blink back at him and go even more bug-eyed. "My face? What the hell happened to your face?"

Merlin frowned and reached up to rub his own chin. To his relief, his carefully cultivated goatee was exactly where it was supposed to be. The relief was short lived -- if his spell had done this to Arthur, it was going to be the dungeons for Merlin.

And not the fun kind.

"Look," he started carefully. "Don't panic. I know how hard you worked on that beard, and I've got a little spell that will set everything to rights if you just hold on a--"

"Merlin!" Arthur looked scandalized -- but oddly, not enraged. Instead of lunging at Merlin's throat, he was making chopping motions at his own neck. "We don't talk about...that! We never talk about that."

"About... your facial hair?" It had been a gruelling and somewhat embarrassing time before Arthur had managed to cultivate a properly menacing beard, but Merlin had never shied away from talking about it. Usually when he was in the mood for a flogging.

"No, you idiot, the...." As Arthur trailed off, he waggled his fingers in Merlin's face in the manner of a lunatic.

Well, shit. The Pendragon men did tend towards weakness in the head; Uther's mind had failed almost completely before Arthur had finally gotten bored and put him out of his misery. But Arthur was so young; he should have had years of (relative) mental soundness before he went off his gourd.

Regardless: Arthur was his Pendragon, and Merlin's fate was tied to his. Whatever was wrong, Merlin would take care of him.

"Arthur," he began and squeezed Arthur's arm with unaccustomed gentleness. "I don't want you to worry--wait, what?"

Under his hand he felt only rough cloth and firm muscle. He focused on Arthur for the first time: no iron crown, no chain mail, not a scrap of proper leather in sight if he didn't count the ill-polished boots on his feet (and Merlin didn't).

Slowly, carefully, he let go of Arthur, took a step back, and looked around Arthur's chambers. He looked at the lack of mounted unicorn heads, the absence of shackles, and the downright depressing paucity of silks and velvets on the bed.

"Oh, bugger me with a pixie stick," he swore. "Not again."

***

Arthur crossed his arms and glowered across the room where Merlin--or whoever he was--sat bound into Arthur's chair by several coils of rope while Gaius examined him. Merlin was beaming up at Gaius like a long-lost friend.

"Gaius! I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed our little chats. I'm almost sorry I was in such a hurry to kill you," he exclaimed in the friendliest of tones, and Arthur repressed a shudder.

The rope had been wound around Merlin until it almost completely covered the black-on-black leather ensemble. Merlin craned his neck to look at Arthur from around Gaius. "I like your style," he called, wiggling his shoulders against the rope and grinning out of his bearded, stolen face.

"Shut up," Arthur gritted out and jerked his head for Gaius to come to him. "Well? What is he?"

"As near as I can tell, sire," Gaius said slowly. "He's Merlin."

"But not our Merlin?" Please, not his Merlin.

"I should say not. Though whose Merlin he is, remains in some question."

Though Gaius had spoken softly, Merlin laughed from across the room. "You could just ask me, you know. Or is your Merlin as much of a dunderhead as you are?"

Reluctantly, Arthur approached him, Gaius at his shoulder. "Then tell me. Who are you, and what have you done with the real Merlin?"

Merlin smirked up at him. "I'm as real as he is, I promise you, and probably a lot more fun. Let me break it down enough for your simple minds to understand: there are an infinite number of realities existing parallel to each other at the same time. Some are very similar and some, like this one, are very different from my world."

"Different in what way?" Gaius leaned forward with interest.

"Well, in my world, Arthur came and stole me from my village when I was fifteen. He wanted my powers to help him conquer and subjugate the kingdoms of Albion, which I very much enjoyed doing." Merlin grinned again when Arthur involuntarily shied back. "Yes, things are very different here, aren't they? At least you're not blue. The last time this happened, everyone was blue."

Arthur recovered and bent forward to slap his hand down on the table. "What matters is getting you out of here and getting our Merlin back where he belongs. You must know how to undo what you've done, sorcerer."

"Nothing to do but wait it out, I'm afraid. The universe will snap things back the way they're supposed to be soon enough. Now, in the meantime, I think I'd rather not spend the time tied to your really uncomfortable chair."

Merlin shrugged against the ropes once again and then stood up. The ropes fell away from him like they were no more than a girl's ribbons. Arthur pushed Gaius behind him and fumbled for his knife.

"How adorable," Merlin said. "So what is there to do for fun around here? Or who?"

Arthur looked down at his hand and realized he was wielding a small fish instead of a dagger. "You'll stay right where you are," he barked.

"Oh, I know! You haven't killed all your knights yet, have you?" Merlin stretched and started moving toward the door. "Oh, stop fussing. I'll keep a low profile."

Then he left in a swirl of black cloak and sexual menace. Arthur swallowed and moved up against the table to hide his completely physical reaction to this new version of Merlin, strange and yet tangibly familiar.

"Go," he said to Gaius. "Go research or whatever it is you and Merlin always do to fix these things."

Gaius hesitated and seemed about to speak, but bowed and left Arthur alone with his confusion.

***

Merlin had changed into less conspicuous clothing and spent a pleasant afternoon acquainting himself with the castle. It was architecturally similar to his own, although much more light, open, and generally... noble.

The people were the same as the castle, from the servants (who did not seem enslaved) to the guards and nobles. Many of them stared at him, but no one confronted him. His counterpart was either more powerful or more ridiculous than he had estimated.

After a time, he headed down to the lower village and instantly felt much more at home. Dirty peasants were dirty peasants in any reality, it seemed. He fought the urge to enslave some to take home with him

He was strolling past a blacksmith's forge when a glimpse of a familiar face made him stop in his tracks. "Elyan? Is that really you?"

Sir Elyan, brother to the Queen, put down the bellows and wiped the sweat from his brow with a sheepish look Merlin had never seen on him before.

"Hello, Merlin," he said. "You caught me at my secret pastime. Don't tell anyone, would you? I don't want Gwen looking at me that way she looks. You know."

Actually, the last time Merlin had seen him, he'd been lying in a pool of his own blood while Guinevere calmly wiped her dagger clean on her sleeve. Merlin decided not to mention it. He couldn't imagine why Arthur always said he had no tact.

Besides, he could already tell there was a better time to be had here. He ambled around the workshop, taking in the chains and spikes and other delicious implements. "So, Elyan, would you say that you're good with your tools?"

Elyan frowned and shrugged. "Not bad, I suppose."

Merlin picked up a pair of tongs and smiled.

***

"Arthur! You have to do something!" Gwen smacked Arthur in the chest. "Right there in the forge! The whole town saw!"

"Is Elyan hurt?" Arthur fought down a swell of rage, though he wasn't entirely sure at whom he was angry.

Gwen frowned. "No. He was... pretty happy, actually."

They both shuddered in unison.

***

Sir Percival showed only mild surprise when Merlin had walked into his bedchamber, stripped naked, and climbed onto him without ceremony.

"The Percival in my world is the kinkiest brute I ever met," Merlin informed him as he pulled Percival's trousers down. "I'm guessing that means you're about as sweet and innocent as they come. Am I right?"

"Er," Percival said. "Oh, hello, that's rather nice."

"That's what I thought." Merlin kept stroking Percival's massive cock to erection. "Thank gods, here's one thing that's exactly as it should be."

His earlier session with Elyan had been delightful, but it turned out that a good ride on a huge cock was exactly what Merlin needed to feel better about life. Once he convinced Percival that he could and should thrust as hard as he liked, they both thoroughly enjoyed themselves until Percival moaned, spurted, and deflated.

"Brilliant," Merlin panted, sliding off him. "But I still need more, and if you have anything in common at all with my own Percival, I know just the thing."

"What?" Percival blinked up at him, then gaped as Merlin's erection expanded to several times its original size.

"Ever been fucked by something bigger than you are?" Merlin stroked himself, testing his rigidity. "Trust me, you're going to love this."

Then Percival's legs were in the air. He came six times before passing out with a smile on his face.

***

Emerging the next evening from the quarters of a knight whose name Merlin never did catch, he found himself face to face with Sir Leon.

"Leon!" Merlin cried with delight. "How are you, old friend?"

Leon yelped, turned tail, and sprinted down the corridor in the opposite direction.

"Huh," Merlin said to himself. "I think I'm getting a reputation."

***

Later, he was wandering back down the corridor, licking his fingers after a delectable meeting with a tragically undersexed Guinevere. He usually tried not to cause any irreparable damage in his counterpart's world, but he needed some real entertainment soon or he would not hold himself accountable for his actions.

Suddenly a shadow fell across the floor. A figure filled the arched entryway, flickering in the torchlight.

"Hello, Merlin. I hear you've been terrorizing my brethren. Don't you think it's time you took on someone who's actually a match for you?"

The wind whistled through the corridor as they faced each other.

A smile spread slowly over Merlin's face. "You must be Gwaine," he purred.

***

Something thudded heavily against Arthur's door, making him jump. He caught his breath as he stood, cursing Merlin's evil twin from another dimension yet again for somehow causing more havoc in Camelot than even the original had ever managed.

When he opened the door, a dishevelled and filthy Gwaine tumbled forward. Arthur tried to catch him, but Gwaine fell heavily to his knees when Arthur recoiled at the reek of sex emanating from him.

"I was wrong," Gwaine moaned, sliding face first onto Arthur's boots. "He's too much for me. I never had a chance."

"He tried really, really hard, though." Merlin stepped over Gwaine's limp body and shoved him back out into the corridor with a flick of his fingers before shutting the door.

Arthur sputtered, more irritated than he'd ever been with any version of Merlin before. "Debauching my knights? That's your idea of keeping a low profile?"

"I was doing you a service, really." Merlin flopped onto his back on Arthur's bed and gave him a lecherous grin. "I'd service you, too. Might put you in a better mood."

"The only thing that will improve my mood is getting rid of you and getting my friend safely back." Arthur stalked up to the bed, intent on throwing Merlin out of it.

Instead, he found himself on top of the grinning sorcerer with no memory of how he got there.

"Oh, don't worry about your Merlin," the other Merlin said. "He hasn't been allowed to leave my Arthur's chambers since he got there. I promise you that."

The thought comforted Arthur for a moment until he realized exactly what Merlin meant. He flung himself off the other man with a whimper.

"Oh, that got you hard, did it? Well--"

A loud swooshing noise cut him off. When Arthur looked, his own Merlin lay there -- naked, shuddering, covered in sex marks, and hard as a rock, but his own sweet, non-sorcerous Merlin.

"Merlin!" Arthur cried with joy. "Are you all right?"

Merlin looked around the room, and then looked up at him with wide, wild eyes almost black with arousal. "Do I look all right?" he snapped.

Then he dragged Arthur down on top of him and kissed him with a desperate ferocity that made Arthur wonder if the right Merlin had made it back after all. He would have to question him thoroughly to be sure.

Yes, most thoroughly.

Later.

***

Date: 2012-04-04 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steamyaffair.livejournal.com
Ah ha ha... Loved it!! Poor Gwaine - bit off a little more than he could chew, did he? Awesome!

Date: 2012-04-05 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
He sure did (but it was a very valiant effort!) Thanks, glad you liked it! :-D

Date: 2012-04-04 07:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] venivincere
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Later, indeed! I'm so sorry I never got a chance to read and comment during the tournament so I'm glad I saw it now. *can't stop giggling*

Date: 2012-04-05 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Giggling makes me beam with pride. *g*

Date: 2012-04-04 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darksagegrl0.livejournal.com
Ah, I have such a love for sexually-confident!Merlin! XD
Loved this. So much.
(^▽^)

Date: 2012-04-05 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Thank you! Merlin is always hot, but throw in a little swagger and all of Camelot falls at his feet!

Date: 2012-04-04 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwylliondream.livejournal.com
LMAO! This is hilarious! Poor sweet Merlin... what an ordeal, especially with all the 'sex marks.'

Date: 2012-04-05 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Oh yes, poor, sweet, innocent Merlin... well, not so innocent anymore! I suspect Arthur will be seeing quite a change. *g* So glad you liked it!

Date: 2012-04-04 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverwings2020.livejournal.com
Actually laughed out loud at Gwaine's reaction. That was an awkward thing to explain to my roommate. xD Great fic, thanks for posting!

Date: 2012-04-05 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
If I have provoked an awkward roommate conversation, then my job here is done! *dusts hands* Glad you liked it - thanks for reading!

Date: 2012-04-04 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com
"I was wrong," Gwaine moaned, sliding face first onto Arthur's boots. "He's too much for me. I never had a chance."

"He tried really, really hard, though."


Oh my god. I can't stop laughing. Brilliant. Loved seeing this confident!cocky!sexbomb version of Merlin!

Date: 2012-04-05 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Hee! Amazing what happens when you give Merlin some leather pants and take away his inhibitions and moral code! So glad you like it, thank you! :-D

Date: 2012-04-04 09:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] magnolia822.livejournal.com
This was so fun! Great idea, bb!

Date: 2012-04-05 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Thank you! So glad you enjoyed it! :-D

Date: 2012-04-04 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flammablehat.livejournal.com
Okay I felt really stupid at first reading this because I couldn't quite figure out what was going on - and I KNEW something specific was going on because, well, it's you we're talking about here. So I got to figure it out like an awesome sexy puzzle as I read, and then I re-read again once I'd finished it and OH MY GOD, THIS IS BRILLIANT. THEY ARE BIZARRO VERSE MERLIN AND ARTHUR. I loooove that you wrote the whole story from bizarro verse Merlin's pov - I adore the little hints of what his world looks like (ARTHUR WITH HIS MENACING BEARD, MERLIN BEING IN THE MOOD FOR A FLOGGING, MURDEROUS BAMFY GWEN, OMFG) and the AMAZING punch line with Merlin at the end coming back to them all roughed up and SEXIFIED. Oh dear god. And I know part of the beauty of Merlin being returned to them like that is in the suggestion of what's been done to him and not actually seeing it but... WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ABLE TO SEE IT, CORI, WHAT I WOULD GIVE.

And this had to be my favorite line: Pageantry covered many faults.

YESSSS. AUGH you're just so clever and sly and snarky and I LOVE IT. WRITE MORE FICS, YOU.

Date: 2012-04-05 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
LOL! Oh, you crack me up with your awesome comments! And yeah, I'd give a lot to be able to see what our Merlin experienced at the hands of Arthur's evil twin, too! Somehow I think Merlin got a number of take-home lessons he's going to be putting to good use immediately....

Date: 2012-04-04 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xsmoonshine.livejournal.com
Great fun. I loved it during the games too. :)

Date: 2012-04-05 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm so glad you liked it then and now! Thanks!

Date: 2012-04-05 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capricornucopia.livejournal.com
So much fun to read this all over again. <3

Date: 2012-04-05 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Aw, thanks! I'm glad you liked it both times! :-D

Date: 2012-04-05 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamdustmama.livejournal.com
Oh my god, this is FABULOUS. :D :D :D

Date: 2012-04-07 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Aw, thank you! I am thrilled that you liked it! :-D

Date: 2012-04-05 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] destina.livejournal.com
Heeeeee! OK, this is the very best kind of crack - the kind that has an out-sexed Gwaine falling in Arthur's door. :D I giggled all the way through this, because nothing says evil!Merlin like a trail of exhausted knights. HEH. Meanwhile, Merlin's sex marks speak of something truly awesome happening on the other side. I am SURE he is now well-acquainted with the shackles.

You know, the unicorn heads on the wall was also a perfect touch. I died a little inside. In a good way. *g*

Date: 2012-04-07 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Whee! I am beyond excited that you mentioned the unicorn heads! I amused myself so much with that mental image. *g* And oh yes, I'm sure Merlin has gotten a VERY thorough education about everything in evil!Arthur's chambers and how it can be used.

So happy you liked it! :-D

Date: 2012-04-05 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosenfall.livejournal.com
Yes, you can always figure it out later. You got the time.

Date: 2012-04-07 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Oh yes, plenty of time. Probably not a lot of it will used for thinking, but plenty of time!

Thanks for reading! :-D

Date: 2012-04-05 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spacii.livejournal.com
I loved this so much! Team Canon ROCKS!

The minute I read the line about Merlin's goatee I started laughing and never really stopped. I kept thinking of MirrorVerse!Spock but far more fun. SO. MUCH. LOVE! Can there be more? Please?

Date: 2012-04-07 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Hee! I'm really happy you got the goatee reference -- since of course, any evil twin/mirrorverse story must pay homage to goatee'd Spock! So happy you enjoyed it! Thank you! :-D

Yay Team Canon!

Date: 2012-04-05 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lawgoddess.livejournal.com
OMG, Cori! That was the hottest, funniest thing I've read in ages!

I loved every single word. :)

I hope you revisit this 'verse someday.

Date: 2012-04-07 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
*beams* Thank you! I'm so excited that you liked it! I would love to revisit it, though I suspect that Merlin's adventures in evil Camelot (and upon his homecoming) may be more exciting if left to the imagination. *g*

Date: 2012-04-05 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gilli-ann.livejournal.com
Eeeee, this was delightful! Merlin the insatiable sexual menace on the prowl all clad in black.... While Arthur is scandalized and pretty much as clueless as always, poor dear. All I can do is repeat my Eeeeeeeee and add FunFunFun!

Date: 2012-04-07 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Hee! Yes, poor Arthur! He does not have a single clue what to do with this Merlin (fortunately, I think his own Merlin is in the process of demonstrating!) I'm thrilled you like it so much, thank you! :-D

Date: 2012-04-06 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warsandtrek.livejournal.com
Ooohhh this was wonderful. :D *drools on keyboard* Ahem. You should definitely write what happened to normal Merlin in the other universe. Pretty please? ;)

Date: 2012-04-07 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! I would love to explore what happened to Merlin in the other universe, but I suspect it would be much more exciting if left to your imagination and some well-placed innuendo. *g* But we'll see!

So happy you liked it!

Date: 2012-04-06 10:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lulabel.livejournal.com
Hilarious and hot! I particular adore the idea of a completely debauched Gwaine, brought low by the power the Sex!Wizard.

Date: 2012-04-07 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Thanks so much! Hee -- yes, I think exhausting Gwaine was Merlin's finest accomplishment to date. I'm sure Gwaine will want a rematch when the real Merlin is back!

Date: 2012-04-07 09:15 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] thisgirl-is.livejournal.com
Oh god, this was ridiculously funny. I am imagining evil!Merlin and evil!Arthur living evilly ever after together.

Date: 2012-04-09 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Oh yes, I think evil!Merlin will be quite happy to return to his happy evil home and accept his rewardpunishment for screwing up the universe AGAIN. He and evil!Arthur will surely have a long and happily evil life together!

Thanks so much for reading! :-D

Date: 2012-04-09 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hiko73.livejournal.com
Oh sexy bamf Merlin is a wonder! I picture him in tight leather trousers and try not to drool ;)

Date: 2012-04-09 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
I definitely approve of (and drool over) that mental image! Thanks for reading! :-D

Date: 2012-04-13 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monicaop.livejournal.com
Oh my!!! this was awesome!! I really, really enjoyed this!! :D poor Leon, only he didn't get the full treatment, poor thing!!! :D, and Arthur is going to have so much fun!!! :D hugs!!

Date: 2012-04-17 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! It is sad that Leon missed out on his chance with Merlin's evil twin, but he really only has himself to blame. *g* So glad you liked it!

Date: 2012-04-14 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaeologist-d.livejournal.com
Hilarious. Loved that Merlin went around debauching all the knights. Great job.

Date: 2012-04-17 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Gotta admit, I can't really blame him! Glad you liked it, thanks for reading! :-D

Date: 2012-04-18 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] srin.livejournal.com
Oh my goodness, I'm pretty sure goatee'd evil Merlin should not be so endearing, and yet ...

This is an absolute riot. :D

Date: 2012-04-20 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
I know, he's so horrible and yet... kind of adorable, too. I'm so glad you enjoyed him! :-D

Date: 2013-01-20 06:29 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] hazelsage
This is absolutely amazing! Love the bits with Leon and Gwaine especially, but I have to admit, I'd love to see what our Merlin went through with dark!Arthur :P

Date: 2012-05-04 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] falling-leaf-82.livejournal.com
This made me laugh so hard! I also love the apology in the notes section. Ridiculous =D

Date: 2012-05-10 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corilannam.livejournal.com
Thanks! I'm thrilled it made you laugh! I'm afraid that Merlin's magically engorged cock rather disturbed my poor beta reader, but she has seen worse (from me). *g*

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