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"You know, you don’t have to fold my clothes. You’re already going to be nominated for wife of the year. I mean, you got me a hooker."

Wilson shot him a look that clearly invited House to bite him, then disappeared into the bathroom.

I think we've seen that look on the show a couple of times. I love that look. *grins*

This is just splendid. I spent an hour after "Detox" inventing scenarios that made House feel better, and this tops them all. Write more!