He totally does deserve to get laid. I can even twist this around in my head to be like, HE HAS A LOVE OF LOVE AND MAGIC INSIDE OF HIM, HE LITERALLY REQUIRES AFFECTION AND FUCKING. And he has a lot of love to give. I basically just want everyone ever to pet him and fuck him in between his bouts of being a complete badass.

And I want him to pillow his head on Arthur's furry chest every night.

THIS IS ALL I WANT.