Caption This!

[corilannam]

I was just about to post this when I saw that sherrold beat me to it.



But I'm bored at work, so I still want a caption contest! Totally non-partisan free-for-all (non-partisan in that anyone of any party affiliation is welcome, not that you can't be partisan in your caption as long as you're also funny).

Here, I'll start --

"Although he understood the necessity, McCain still found it awkward pandering to gay voters."

Comments

[mzcalypso.livejournal.com]

It looked like hate... but all along, it was LUST!

[marzilla.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT!!!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Senator McCain is panting after Obama's huge poll... numbers.*





*(homonym jokes not so funny in print)

[mzcalypso.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes they are.

[marzilla.livejournal.com]

Yes, they definitely are! LOL!

[sidewinder.livejournal.com]

"Although he understood the necessity, McCain still found it awkward pandering to gay voters."

Well damn I think it's gonna be pretty hard to top that.

Literally and figuratively.

[marzilla.livejournal.com]

McCain looks willing to try!

Or -

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yeah? Well, this is you! wugga-wugga-wugga..."

Oh, Calvin and Hobbes, how I miss you.

Re: Or -

[marzilla.livejournal.com]

Awwww, I miss them, too!

And I don't think there's any doubt that "wugga-wugga-wugga" is exactly what's going through McCain's head there.

[deejay.livejournal.com]

After bragging to the press that he would kick Obama's "you-know-what" in the debate, McCain realized that first he would need to catch up to it.

Re:

[marzilla.livejournal.com]

*dies* Yes!

[mzcalypso.livejournal.com]

Night of the Living Dead Candidate: Zombie McCain about to bite Obama's buns!

[marzilla.livejournal.com]

"Buuuuuuuuuns...er, I mean, braaaaaaaaaaaains!"

(he can be forgiven for mistaking the two, given his own circumstances)

[mz-bstone.livejournal.com]

WTF???

B

[marzilla.livejournal.com]

Not even Photoshopped! Straight from Reuters, I promise you!

[mzcalypso.livejournal.com]

I sent this to a few people, and two of them had the same reaction: "Please tell me this is photoshopped!" It is pretty scary, but Halloween's just a couple of weeks away.

[mzcalypso.livejournal.com]

http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/node/6721

You beat Buzzflash to the punch. Half the comments are people saying we shouldn't be so meeeean and most of the rest are saying, "why the hell not?"