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The Modern AU where Arthur has no memory of his past and Merlin is the psychiatrist trying to help him remember who he was.
OOOH.
I FORSEE AN ETHICAL DILEMMA OR TWELVE IN PSYCHIATRIST!MERLIN'S IMMEDIATE FUTURE.
LIKE WHEN HE KISSES ARTHUR AND THEN GOES NOW DO YOU REMEMBER?
*flees*
I FORSEE AN ETHICAL DILEMMA OR TWELVE IN PSYCHIATRIST!MERLIN'S IMMEDIATE FUTURE.
LIKE WHEN HE KISSES ARTHUR AND THEN GOES NOW DO YOU REMEMBER?
*flees*
Or when Arthur is all pouncy on him like I REMEMBER YOU and Merlin is like HO THERE BUDDY, UM, WHAT? NO. KISSING. NO KISSING.
EXCEPT WHO CAN SAY NO TO KISSING ARTHUR?
NO ONE.
EXCEPT WHO CAN SAY NO TO KISSING ARTHUR?
NO ONE.
The incongruous fountain pen went skritch skritch skritch over Merlin's legal pad. "Hold on. I still have no clue what's causing your amnesia, but I'm about a hair away from a textbook diagnosis of Narcissistic Personality Disorder."
Arthur buried his head in his hands while the pen skritched skritched skritched. He hated that sound almost as much as he loved the sound of Merlin's voice, and wasn't *that* something to analyze. "I don't even know why I keep paying you. You're clearly an idiot."
Merlin snorted and muttered so softly he probably thought Arthur couldn't hear it: "Figures, *that* you remember."
Arthur buried his head in his hands while the pen skritched skritched skritched. He hated that sound almost as much as he loved the sound of Merlin's voice, and wasn't *that* something to analyze. "I don't even know why I keep paying you. You're clearly an idiot."
Merlin snorted and muttered so softly he probably thought Arthur couldn't hear it: "Figures, *that* you remember."
OOOOOOOOOOOO TWIST AT THE END
I LOVE IT.
I love sound words so much too.
I LOVE IT.
I love sound words so much too.
I AM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMEONE WHO COULD SAY NO TO KISSING ARTHUR.
MAYBE HUNITH. BUT IT WOULD BE HARD BECAUSE HE IS SO PRETTY.
I BET AGRAVAINE WOULD TOTALLY DO IT (augh now I am picturing that. dnw dnw dnw.)
MAYBE HUNITH. BUT IT WOULD BE HARD BECAUSE HE IS SO PRETTY.
I BET AGRAVAINE WOULD TOTALLY DO IT (augh now I am picturing that. dnw dnw dnw.)
OMG LOVE
Tell me more! Except I know that is not the point of the meme. Sigh.
Tell me more! Except I know that is not the point of the meme. Sigh.
Hahahahahaha before S4 started I was like ohhh, I call dibs on Agravaine for the purpose of having an older menacing dude to slash with Arthur and Merlin and then like literally ONE LINE OF HIS IN I was like NEVERMIND DNW DNW DNW DNW.
Sorry Nat Parker. You are no ASH.
Sorry Nat Parker. You are no ASH.
The one where Merlin introduces Arthur to Aithusa!
Yeah he is not so much menacing as sniveling. :(
Yeah, he was very disappointing in the dubconnishly hot older man department. I mean, he could try to menacingly sex up Merlin, but Merlin would probably just yawn and try to discreetly wipe his mouth.
Hee, this is a cool meme!
That one where Arthur gets a new crown.
That one where Arthur gets a new crown.
The only thing I want to happen between Merlin and Agravaine is Merlin pushing him off a cliff.
My husband is losing his shit with frustration and he's only on 4.09. Tonight he was like MERLIN KNOWS HOW TO BURN THINGS. WHY DOESN'T HE BURN AGRAVAINE. OOPS. AGRAVAINE SET HIMSELF ON FIRE. OH WELL!
My husband is losing his shit with frustration and he's only on 4.09. Tonight he was like MERLIN KNOWS HOW TO BURN THINGS. WHY DOESN'T HE BURN AGRAVAINE. OOPS. AGRAVAINE SET HIMSELF ON FIRE. OH WELL!
but Merlin would probably just yawn and try to discreetly wipe his mouth. Omg dying with laughter :D
Now I want more toooooo!!
(Also, that fic exists right? RIGHT? WHERE IS IT I NEED TO READ IT RTFN)
(Also, that fic exists right? RIGHT? WHERE IS IT I NEED TO READ IT RTFN)
Ha! okay, that's the fic I should have asked for 3 sentences from XD
"Oh God, it's a dragon. It's actually a dragon, Merlin, you bloody buggering fool. When I asked what the hell you've been doing since you keep claiming not to go to the tavern, I didn't mean oh, please, Merlin, bring me your secret baby dragon! There can't even be baby dragons! It's obviously impossible!"
Unimpressed by Arthur's bout of existential angst, Aithusa yawned and blew a puff of soot over Arthur's face before burrowing into his tunic for a nap.
"Yes, impossible," Merlin replied, rubbing gently behind Aithusa's horns where they peeked out over Arthur's elbow. "Obviously."
Unimpressed by Arthur's bout of existential angst, Aithusa yawned and blew a puff of soot over Arthur's face before burrowing into his tunic for a nap.
"Yes, impossible," Merlin replied, rubbing gently behind Aithusa's horns where they peeked out over Arthur's elbow. "Obviously."
*FLAILS LIKE A MAD FLAILY FLAILER*
OMG YES!!!!!
♥______♥
secret baby dragon!
... brb, dying.
OMG YES!!!!!
♥______♥
secret baby dragon!
... brb, dying.
Hee! I like your hubby's plan!
I usually watch eps with my best friend, and she has a tendency to yell DIE ALREADY! at the TV whenever Agravaine is on screen.
I usually watch eps with my best friend, and she has a tendency to yell DIE ALREADY! at the TV whenever Agravaine is on screen.
The one where Merlin and Arthur are archaeologists à la Indy Jones...
I'm all SUPER SERIOUS the first time I watch, but when I rewatch with him I pretty much heckle the entire thing. Lovingly. But seriously, die already, Agravaine. I can't even decide who I want to kill him the most.
A PUFF OF SOOT. Oh my god I just died of cute.
"But I liked the old crown, Merlin," Arthur grumped as Merlin set the newly forged diadem on his head.
"We all did, sire," Merlin soothed, adjusting the new crown to sit comfortably. "But accidents do happen."
"I still don't understand how that wildren even got into the treasury, let alone how it ate just my crown before vanishing in a puff of smoke."
"Gaius says there is still a great deal about the wildren we don't understand. But they certainly have excellent taste."
"I suppose," Arthur conceded and wondered why Merlin was trying to muffle a snort into the collar of his jacket.
"We all did, sire," Merlin soothed, adjusting the new crown to sit comfortably. "But accidents do happen."
"I still don't understand how that wildren even got into the treasury, let alone how it ate just my crown before vanishing in a puff of smoke."
"Gaius says there is still a great deal about the wildren we don't understand. But they certainly have excellent taste."
"I suppose," Arthur conceded and wondered why Merlin was trying to muffle a snort into the collar of his jacket.
Morgana. She would make him suffer the most.
The one time Merlin actual is in the tavern.
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