meme!

[corilannam]

This meme is everywhere on my flist today, and I need distraction from the things I'm actually supposed to be writing:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

Comments

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

The Modern AU where Arthur has no memory of his past and Merlin is the psychiatrist trying to help him remember who he was.

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

OOOH.

I FORSEE AN ETHICAL DILEMMA OR TWELVE IN PSYCHIATRIST!MERLIN'S IMMEDIATE FUTURE.

LIKE WHEN HE KISSES ARTHUR AND THEN GOES NOW DO YOU REMEMBER?

*flees*

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

Or when Arthur is all pouncy on him like I REMEMBER YOU and Merlin is like HO THERE BUDDY, UM, WHAT? NO. KISSING. NO KISSING.

EXCEPT WHO CAN SAY NO TO KISSING ARTHUR?

NO ONE.

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

I AM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMEONE WHO COULD SAY NO TO KISSING ARTHUR.

MAYBE HUNITH. BUT IT WOULD BE HARD BECAUSE HE IS SO PRETTY.

I BET AGRAVAINE WOULD TOTALLY DO IT (augh now I am picturing that. dnw dnw dnw.)

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha before S4 started I was like ohhh, I call dibs on Agravaine for the purpose of having an older menacing dude to slash with Arthur and Merlin and then like literally ONE LINE OF HIS IN I was like NEVERMIND DNW DNW DNW DNW.

Sorry Nat Parker. You are no ASH.

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

Yeah he is not so much menacing as sniveling. :(

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he was very disappointing in the dubconnishly hot older man department. I mean, he could try to menacingly sex up Merlin, but Merlin would probably just yawn and try to discreetly wipe his mouth.

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

The only thing I want to happen between Merlin and Agravaine is Merlin pushing him off a cliff.

My husband is losing his shit with frustration and he's only on 4.09. Tonight he was like MERLIN KNOWS HOW TO BURN THINGS. WHY DOESN'T HE BURN AGRAVAINE. OOPS. AGRAVAINE SET HIMSELF ON FIRE. OH WELL!

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

Hee! I like your hubby's plan!

I usually watch eps with my best friend, and she has a tendency to yell DIE ALREADY! at the TV whenever Agravaine is on screen.

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

I'm all SUPER SERIOUS the first time I watch, but when I rewatch with him I pretty much heckle the entire thing. Lovingly. But seriously, die already, Agravaine. I can't even decide who I want to kill him the most.

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

Morgana. She would make him suffer the most.

[rufflefeather.livejournal.com]

but Merlin would probably just yawn and try to discreetly wipe his mouth. Omg dying with laughter :D

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

Ha! okay, that's the fic I should have asked for 3 sentences from XD

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

The incongruous fountain pen went skritch skritch skritch over Merlin's legal pad. "Hold on. I still have no clue what's causing your amnesia, but I'm about a hair away from a textbook diagnosis of Narcissistic Personality Disorder."

Arthur buried his head in his hands while the pen skritched skritched skritched. He hated that sound almost as much as he loved the sound of Merlin's voice, and wasn't *that* something to analyze. "I don't even know why I keep paying you. You're clearly an idiot."

Merlin snorted and muttered so softly he probably thought Arthur couldn't hear it: "Figures, *that* you remember."

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOOO TWIST AT THE END

I LOVE IT.

I love sound words so much too.

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

OMG LOVE

Tell me more! Except I know that is not the point of the meme. Sigh.

[rufflefeather.livejournal.com]

Now I want more toooooo!!

(Also, that fic exists right? RIGHT? WHERE IS IT I NEED TO READ IT RTFN)

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

So funny!

[gwylliondream.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid not, Merlin. Arthur is way too noble and kind for that diagnosis.