meme!

[corilannam]

This meme is everywhere on my flist today, and I need distraction from the things I'm actually supposed to be writing:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

Comments

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

The incongruous fountain pen went skritch skritch skritch over Merlin's legal pad. "Hold on. I still have no clue what's causing your amnesia, but I'm about a hair away from a textbook diagnosis of Narcissistic Personality Disorder."

Arthur buried his head in his hands while the pen skritched skritched skritched. He hated that sound almost as much as he loved the sound of Merlin's voice, and wasn't *that* something to analyze. "I don't even know why I keep paying you. You're clearly an idiot."

Merlin snorted and muttered so softly he probably thought Arthur couldn't hear it: "Figures, *that* you remember."

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOOO TWIST AT THE END

I LOVE IT.

I love sound words so much too.

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

OMG LOVE

Tell me more! Except I know that is not the point of the meme. Sigh.

[rufflefeather.livejournal.com]

Now I want more toooooo!!

(Also, that fic exists right? RIGHT? WHERE IS IT I NEED TO READ IT RTFN)

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

So funny!

[gwylliondream.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid not, Merlin. Arthur is way too noble and kind for that diagnosis.