meme!

[corilannam]

This meme is everywhere on my flist today, and I need distraction from the things I'm actually supposed to be writing:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

Comments

[reni-m.livejournal.com]

Hee, this is a cool meme!

That one where Arthur gets a new crown.

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

"But I liked the old crown, Merlin," Arthur grumped as Merlin set the newly forged diadem on his head.

"We all did, sire," Merlin soothed, adjusting the new crown to sit comfortably. "But accidents do happen."

"I still don't understand how that wildren even got into the treasury, let alone how it ate just my crown before vanishing in a puff of smoke."

"Gaius says there is still a great deal about the wildren we don't understand. But they certainly have excellent taste."

"I suppose," Arthur conceded and wondered why Merlin was trying to muffle a snort into the collar of his jacket.

[reni-m.livejournal.com]

\o/
Go wildren!!!

[gwylliondream.livejournal.com]

We can only hope!

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

(so apparently I didn't write two stories about Arthur's crown)

"No, Merlin, I am not giving up my crown. I don't care how many new ones you show me."

Merlin waggled the shiny new crown in his hands so it caught the light. "Look, I made it sparkly, just the way you like."

Arthur leaned toward the crown in a moment of temptation, then caught himself. "Absolutely not. The choice of crown is a very personal and intimate thing for a king, Merlin. I wouldn't expect you to understand."

Merlin gave up and rolled his eyes as the new crown dropped to his side. "Look, let's just say that there a number of other very personal and intimate things that will go much better in the future if I don't have to stare at that thing on your head all day."

They stared at each other for a long moment in a battle of wills, but Merlin could tell that he was on the verge of victory. One offer to let Arthur wear the new crown in bed, and Merlin would never have to see the old one again.

[reni-m.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, maybe they're combined?
This part happened first and when Arthur changed his mind after temporarily appeasing Merlin, poor Merlin had no choice but to "RELEASE THE WILDREN!"

[gwylliondream.livejournal.com]

Hah! I hope this works, Merlin!