corilannam | 5 Things

Wheeee! This is fun! You guys are very creative. I'll be posting these in batches throughout the day, as my entertainment needs require. Feel free to hit me with more (and tell me if you actually want serious answers, or I'll probably be inclined toward the silly).

For

telesilla:

Five Vacations Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan never took

5. Relationship Building for the Soulbonded Retreat (though Yoda and Mace Windu swear it changed their lives)

4. The Gunguns Gone Wild Spring Break Sextravaganza

3. VividCon

2. The Alderaan Center for Really, Really Sexy Meditation (damn)

1. "Qui-Gon Jinn! You and your apprentice are about to defeat a bizarrely tattooed, pointy-horned Lord of the Sith! What will you be doing afterwards?" "We're going to Disneyland!"

For

cereta:

Five things House has told Wilson while under the influence and completely forgotten

5. He sometimes fantasizes about Foreman fucking Chase up the ass -- not as a turn on, but because it'd be so damn funny.

4. Wilson is his sunshine, his only sunshine.

3. Three out of five mornings when he gets on the motorcycle, he hopes he'll crash before he gets to the hospital.

2.The other two mornings are when Wilson's spent the night and insists on driving him.

1. He's truly, selflessly loved one person in his life. It wasn't Stacy. But he sobered up before Wilson found out who it was.

And for

neotoma:

Five things that Luke Skywalker learned about Force Ghosts

5.They can still move objects when they're really, really pissed off. Or even vaguely irked. Just not when it's really important (to you).

4. "Oh, would you two *please* get a room?" "The infinite expanse of the Force is our room, young Skywalker."

3. Although they appear to glow, you cannot, in fact, read a tech manual in the dark by them.

2. The noses of Force ghosts actually do grow when they lie. This is why Ben keeps the hood.

1. "Hrrrrrm, nice titties Mara Jade has! What? When non-corporeal you are, get your kicks where you can you will!"

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From:

neotoma.livejournal.com

3. VividCon

Oh, the idea of those two at VividCon, even in disguise... just what sort of vid would Obi-Wan make? What sort of vid would Qui-Gon make?

4. Wilson is his sunshine, his only sunshine.

Wilson is keeping that for blackmail purposes.

3. Although they appear to glow, you cannot, in fact, read a tech manual in the dark by them.

BWEEE! Actually, they're all good. Poor Luke, though, having to deal with Force Ghosts macking on each other; it must be hard to explain why you're yelling at invisible horny people.

Also, I can totally see Obi-Wan being totally non-helpful with the moving things with Force trick.