corilannam | Everything would be different if I'd gotten the beef chow foon

I went out for the first Chinese food of the new year tonight, and as usual, all was well until I got my fortune cookie. No fortune. Nothing at all. I figure either my life is so bland and boring that the fortune cookie couldn't even be bothered, or I'm going to get hit by a bus tomorrow.

I'm blaming the sesame chicken. If I'd just ordered the beef chow foon like I was thinking, I bet I'd now be eagerly awaiting good fortune coming to me in the mail instead.

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At the moment, I'm watching a cool show on Animal Planet about 'Animals of the Future' or something like that. Actually, I think I've watched it four or five times now, because the folks at Animal Planet are apparently very excited about it. Can't blame them, since it seems like, 100 million years from now, most of the dominant life forms on the planet are going to have tentacles. Cool.

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My New Year's Resolutions! Because everyone has to shoot for something, right?

1. Stop using so many :-)s, :-(s and *g*s.
2. Dispose of the huge bag of dead beanie babies in the closet.
3. Somehow get a picture of the Grumpy Bus Driver from the 63 to prove how spooky his resemblance to the Evil Santa in Santa Claus 2 is.
4. Learn to read Japanese.

Whew. That should be enough for one year. I'm exhausted just typing it.

Happy New Year, everyone!