I was trying to get Christian, dammit....

[corilannam]

You
will marry LEGOLAS from Lord of the
Rings, live in an ancient elven palace in the middle of the forest, and spend your days walking on top of snow and rowing ivory
boats and just being beautiful.

What's YOUR M * A * S * H
future?

Comments

[zortified.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you can trade in. Slightly used-Legolas for a Christian, and 2 liter bottle of soda.

[lanning.livejournal.com]

What's the point of marrying Elf-boy if he's off banging Morgoth's rent-demon, huh? What, you think you're going to get any with Mr. Darkness-and-Fire hanging around? You're fooling yourself, babe. Marry Sauron and have nine-fingered sex till the Entwives come home - and some pretty-boy elf-butt for lunch, with crackers.

[kalyw.livejournal.com]

hey, i got christian, we can trade! *g*