And the last of the 5 Things

[corilannam]

Here are the last of the prompts I got.  This was an awesome little game, we should do it again sometime.

For lanchid:


Five things Uhura knows about Spock that Kirk doesn't

5.  Spock has a secret pen pal -- an eight-year-old Andorian whom he is attempting to train in logic (success thus far seems dubious).

4.  Spock has had an ongoing battle with the amazon.com (specifically, amazon.sf.fed) returns department for the entirety of the five year mission.

3.  Spock lets them play old movies on the viewscreen when Kirk is off-duty (though he refuses to mediate the great Eisenstein vs. Kurosawa debate)

2.  Spock's ears actually perk up when Kirk walks on the bridge.

1.  Spock stares at Kirk's ass when he thinks no one is looking (his ears perk up then, too).



For noelql: 


Five things about Sam that drive Dean crazy

5.  Those puppy dog eyes, right from the very first time Sam used them to get what he wanted (which was the very first time he ever opened his eyes)

4.  He's a spoiler whore and posts without cut tags

3.  He's so emo about everything, but he has a better poker face than Dean ever will

2.  That he's always, always right there in Dean's space.

1.  That he doesn't want to be.



For barkley:


Five Scars on Dean Winchester

5.  A month and a half after his father gave him the Impala, Dean found himself overmatched by a nasty critter with really nasty claws.  He got away unscathed, but the critter left a long, ugly scrape along the side of the Impala.  Dean drove straight to the nearest body shop to get the mark fixed.  It was gone before anyone else saw it, but Dean still sees it every time he gets in the car.

4.  Dean has a scar on his ass.  Several, in fact, which are arranged in a manner which leave no doubt that they are teeth marks of indeterminate species.  The first time Sam noticed them, he howled with laughter for hours.  He never said how he thought Dean got them, but it doesn't matter - Dean knows he'd be wrong anyway.

3.  Dean has a scar on his arm.  It's long and shallow, about the width of a finger, and goes most of the way from his elbow to his shoulder.  Depending on your gender and where you happened to meet Dean, you'd think it was obtained either in a gang fight, a kinky sex act, or rescuing a kitten from a tree.  If you were John Winchester, you would know that it is, in fact, a relic from the first time Sammy tried to make his own peanut butter sandwich.

2.  Somewhere along the way, Dean knows a piece of his conscience has gone missing.  He's not sure why or how or if he really cares.  He only started noticing it when Sam came back, anyway.

1.  November 2, 1983



And finally, for ndannais:


Five things John Taylor will never do for Simon Le Bon

5.  Lend Simon his entire wardrobe (oh, wait...)

4.  Kiss Simon's ass on stage (literally)(oh, wait...)

3.  Let Simon grope his crotch on national television (oh, wait...)

2.  Refer to Simon as his soulmate (oh, wait...)

1.  On stage blow job  (okay,  *probably* not...)

Comments

[cereta.livejournal.com]

Oh! How you can make me laugh and the gut me never ceases to amaze.

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

*beams at you*

[marycrawford.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Oh, you just made a lapsed K/Ser laugh hysterically. Secret pen pal! His ears perk up!

EISENSTEIN VERSUS KUROSAWA.

OMG. LOVE.

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I've actually never written anything about these guys, even though they were really my first slash pairing, back in the early days of my adolescence. *loves on the ur-slash*

[barkley.livejournal.com]

There I am going along muttering assmarks to myself(cause it's fun) and then giggling at PBJ and then bam! Nov 2.

Dude, you rock with the scars.

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad it worked. Always tricky combining the silly and the angsty.

[improperlydone.livejournal.com]

Five things about Sam that drive Dean crazy

2. That he's always, always right there in Dean's space.

1. That he doesn't want to be.

Fuck... Just, fuck. How in the hell did you do that because, damn...




Five Scars on Dean Winchester

I'm not even going to list which one I like becasue I love them all and you, my dear, are amazing.

And The JoSi is just killing me! *hugs my twin tightly*

[improperlydone.livejournal.com]

OMG, I wrote my twin... LOL! *rubs eyes* What I MEANT to write was *hugs my girl tightly* Because you are, you know, my girl because you're so spot on it's frightening. And the JoSi... *giggles*

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

Hee! Glad you liked all of it! And I figured the JoSi would find a limited audience, so I'm especially glad you liked that. *g*

*hugs back*

[shezan.livejournal.com]

I LOVELOVELOVE the Spock ones!!!!!

don't know the others...

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I was totally blank on that one at first, but Spock turned out to be very fun to write. *g*

[destina.livejournal.com]

Depending on your gender and where you happened to meet Dean, you'd think it was obtained either in a gang fight, a kinky sex act, or rescuing a kitten from a tree.

Brilliant. *g*

[corilannam.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks. :-)