Trying to decide if I'm supposed to freak or not....

So last week we ordered Chinese and I got a fortune in my fortune cookie that disturbed me a little bit. "Tomorrow will be too late to enjoy what you can today."

I'm kind of a chronic procrastinator, so it could have been just generalized life advice. Or it could have been warning me that my eggroll wasn't going to keep until lunch this week. But with this sniper lurking around the bushes here, I felt a little chill.

So today we ordered the usual Chinese lunch at the office, and when I opened my fortune cookie -- "Tomorrow will be too late to enjoy what you can today."

Creepy, if you ask me. I didn't even get an eggroll this time.

I get that someone's trying to tell me something. I just need to know what. Apparently before it's too late.

Trying to decide if I'm supposed to freak or not....

So last week we ordered Chinese and I got a fortune in my fortune cookie that disturbed me a little bit. "Tomorrow will be too late to enjoy what you can today."

I'm kind of a chronic procrastinator, so it could have been just generalized life advice. Or it could have been warning me that my eggroll wasn't going to keep until lunch this week. But with this sniper lurking around the bushes here, I felt a little chill.

So today we ordered the usual Chinese lunch at the office, and when I opened my fortune cookie -- "Tomorrow will be too late to enjoy what you can today."

Creepy, if you ask me. I didn't even get an eggroll this time.

I get that someone's trying to tell me something. I just need to know what. Apparently before it's too late.

Oh, for pity's sake

As if it weren't bad enough that we have a sniper cruising around the area randomly murdering people, now the local news radio station is trying to murder the English language.

Quoth the reporter: "We want to know who or whom the sniper or snipers are."

Ow.

Oh, for pity's sake

As if it weren't bad enough that we have a sniper cruising around the area randomly murdering people, now the local news radio station is trying to murder the English language.

Quoth the reporter: "We want to know who or whom the sniper or snipers are."

Ow.